My Version,
Saturday November 15th I spent a large part of the day preparing for the trip…packing, desperately trying to pick up my bag and walk around the house, unpacking, re-weighing, unpacking, repacking and making tough decisions as to which items to leave at home. The flask of Knob Creek bourbon and leisure reading book were jettisoned, to my great regret. In addition to preparing my backpack, the day’s activities also included extracting a ten-inch piece of dental floss out of Sinbad’s butt.
Sunday morning came and at 4:05 am, as I was preparing a sandwich for the day’s lunch and ten minutes prior to leaving the house, Sinbad had a seizure. We pumped him full of IV valium and that stopped it…but jesus, give me a break. Right before I leave for a week?! These are the kinds of insane coincidences that make one believe in kooky shit. I had no choice, I had to leave Gene with a post-ictal dog and who-knows-what forthcoming canine disasters.
Our group met at Phil’s house and we left San Diego for Pinyon Pines promptly at 4:30. We arrived at one of the Forest Service Volunteer Association members’ homes which was used as a staging area for the trip due to its close proximity to our site. They were kind enough to treat us to an excellent breakfast prior to starting our hike. While the FSVA horse people arranged our supplies on their horses mules and a lone donkey, we stood around, helping occasionally, but mostly wondering what the hell lie ahead. Our packs were heavy – would we make it? Rather, would I make it? Only six of the eight pack horses were able to make the trip. That unforeseen blow meant that we wouldn’t be able to carry in as much water as we’d planned.
But in an unexpected and fortuitous turn of events, the horse volunteers had scouted the area the day before and assured us that there was plenty of water available at the site. Who knew! The desert at this time of year is usually bone dry. While we were feeling anxious, the FSVA volunteers laughed almost continuously and rioutously at corny horse jokes, anecdotes about their animals and who knows what else. They were clearly enjoying this adventure immensely.
Things just got better when a woman announced that they’d be loading us expeditioneers and our packs into the back of a truck and driving us part of the way. Halleleiujah. That meant a four mile walk instead of seven! Maybe I would make it after all. We were dropped off at a locked gate leading into the San Bernardino National Forest, proceeded a mile, and sat down to wait for our equestrian guides adjacent to a long-abandoned orchard. We sat and reflected on the perfect weather, the excellent company we were keeping and the fact that we were off into uncharted territory…at least uncharted biologically since 1908. We saw mountain bike tracks here and there on our journey, but probably not left by the kind of people who were interested in hanging around to explore. Although we were having a great time, and despite the fact that our guides had scouted the day before, we just weren’t sure how this trip would pan out which naturally created both excitement and apprehension.
Our guides showed up after a short wait and we began the hike along an old forest service road. In high spirits we followed the telltale signs of horse turds and hoof prints as the pack train moved ahead of us faster than we could keep up. The only thing quashing my mood was the thought of Sinbad on an operating table, half-dead and stricken with peritonitis, as a veterinarian surgically removed the dental floss that had sliced though his innards.
The road fizzled out and we continued out journey in a sandy wash that made for difficult walking. Luckily, it was for only several kilometers and we followed the horse turds off on a trail to the west that led up over a ridge. We reached the top of the ridge and looked down to see the horses and our gear waiting on a
lovely little flat next to a briskly moving stream. I made it! And with plenty of gas to spare! It wasn’t so bad after all, even with a pack. Damn!! why didn’t I bring that bourbon! was all I could think!
The horses and riders took off leaving us to set up camp and begin our week in the wilderness. Our camp was beautiful and the running water was fabulous. The creek was filled with California tree frogs and just a little further downstream was an incredible granite canyon through which the water fell and coursed forming a beautiful series of falls and deep pools. It was the perfect area for bathing throughout the week…until someone found two piles of mountain lion dung in the vicinity. Wondering if you’re suddenly going to feel claws plunging into your naked back kind of put a damper on the bathing.
By Monday evening I had myself convinced that Sinbad was dead due to status epilepticus, Little Buddy had slipped his leash and was now roadkill on 4th Street, and that Gene had also succumbed to a passing bus while trying to save Little Buddy. In a cruel twist of fate, we had cell phone service, but neither calls nor messages would go through. I tried repeatedly. If only I could make contact…
to be continued…



































